• Thanks for petting me…
  • The eyes of a criminal…
  • You must know so much about music…
  • Fork yeah!
  • Things that kill more people than sharks
  • Take out your calculators…
  • The force may not always be with you
  • A beautiful mutation
  • Drowning fishes
  • The best reason to have a dog
  • Why I hate clubs
  • My college years