• Those Hipsters…
  • More fun than all of you combined…
  • Can’t read my…
  • Poor Pikachu…
  • That’s how to get his attention…
  • If you know this, you are old
  • Back when I was your age…
  • Finally out…
  • My response whenever someone says “Don’t hate the player, hate the game.”
  • Benefits of being a father
  • Saturday Night Fever
  • Inappropriate animal behavior