• Accurate description of my relationship status…
  • Patrolling the streets…
  • Wake up and feed me!
  • End of Life
  • New Drinking Game
  • Twilight’s like soccer.
  • A snake entirely made of paper
  • Merry Christmas… -Matt Damon
  • Bricks were Shatner’d
  • You can’t have a better tomorrow
  • Can I please sleep here tonight?
  • Clever Packaging For Earphones