• Celebrities read mean tweets about them…
  • Going to the beach like a sir…
  • Just for a second…
  • I’m not an alcoholic…
  • Pull up your pants…
  • This snake has refused to eat this rat for 2 months…
  • I don’t need all the stars anyway…
  • Why can’t I hold all these puppies?
  • Doompadee Doo
  • Must… stop… looking…
  • Zipper
  • Nice legs!