• At the gas pump…
  • Yesterday…
  • I’ll fix it for you…
  • My plans
  • How to troll annoying friends on Facebook
  • Truth about ferrets…
  • Fair question
  • Chell and GLaDOS from Portal as kittens
  • Who you are now
  • Be right back…
  • Father gives ‘the talk’
  • The best high-five in the world