• We all have stories…
  • This is the only reason I know where Kentucky is on the map
  • Parent Logic
  • We’re all delicious…
  • Rule #1
  • Scumbag Dishwasher
  • Consuela has an accident
  • The truth about quotes
  • Snake
  • Elevator ad
  • Can you swim?
  • B*tch, don’t touch me.