• You only missed 6 billion 992 million people…
  • More Spoiled People Complaining About Their Christmas Presents…
  • And for my last trick…
  • The look of my friends when I say I don’t want to drink…
  • Scumbag Colon
  • Being fancy…
  • Scumbag Smiling Dog
  • Makes total sense…
  • So? It’s not gonna rub itself…
  • Obama’s response to Congress when he heard pizza is a vegetable
  • The Occupy Wall Street protests summed up
  • Oh crap, they caught us!