• Get one of these and no one will get anywhere near your house…
  • Germans…
  • Middle school for cats…
  • I can’t bear to live on this planet anymore…
  • Most important thing in life…
  • When life gives you these lemons…
  • How lucky are you?
  • I’ve been doing it wrong all these years…
  • Ladies always first…
  • Found true love for worm guy
  • Oh, were you sitting here? I didn’t notice…
  • Leaving Africa