• My coffee must now be served like this…
  • What’s this? Interesting…
  • When girls find out that you’re in a band…
  • Whenever I have a problem…
  • A round of applause…
  • We all did this once in our lives
  • That’s cold, Globe and Mail. That’s cold.
  • Pet rocks can be dangerous
  • No one’s ever going to believe you
  • A day off?
  • Nope, no Iraqis but I do see a squirrel
  • Inappropriate animal behavior