• Every time I use Firefox
  • When no one answers their phone…
  • Every single night…
  • One job, man…
  • Typical girlfriend
  • And that’s why he started hearing voices…
  • Loyal till the very end
  • When I wake up…
  • Eggy Monster
  • Apple’s originality
  • 5 years ago today…
  • What my wife means when she says “the thing”