• You should calm down now…
  • Go home Optimus…
  • Fill ‘er up…
  • Every now and again I like to say hi…
  • The current world we live in…
  • Scumbag Harry Potter
  • He hasn’t changed
  • Help the cause
  • I’m not modeling…
  • America is not at war
  • Why Tina Fey is the perfect woman
  • Problem Solved