• Total BS Breakup Lines
  • Why you should always wear a banana suit…
  • Showers are great…
  • How likes work on Facebook…
  • Take your daughter to work day, done right…
  • Hey Ma!
  • Get in my belly
  • Every time before a test
  • Went to the pub with my girlfriend…
  • Astonishing building
  • Come to the Dark Side…
  • I found this in my fortune cookie