• This kid restores faith in humanity…
  • Like I even care…
  • Overly Attached Nicolas Cage
  • Yup, it’s flooded
  • Must change my voicemail greeting…
  • Scumbag Old Rose
  • No Facebook in the office
  • What kind of person you think I am?
  • It seems the tables have turned
  • Puberty
  • Mine
  • Consider Yourself Lucky