• This will solve 99% of my life’s problems…
  • They’ll never see it coming…
  • How to beat Usain Bolt…
  • Words of pure wisdom…
  • This morning in Germany…
  • My phone died…
  • The end.
  • Every time I get into an argument with my girlfriend…
  • Everybody needs a hug
  • Dexter, ten years later
  • Cat has quite the mustache
  • Yes, neighbor?