• Run for your lives…
  • 9.69 seconds…
  • Past me was mentally challenged…
  • Grandpa doesn’t mess around…
  • Unacceptable Grammar…
  • It’s good to be the Dark Knight…
  • Get a Facebook
  • Looking for people on Facebook…
  • One of the best anagrams ever
  • When I’m on the phone…
  • Oh, interesting
  • What does that make me?