• Reading my old Facebook statuses…
  • Thanks for petting me…
  • Angry Jesus
  • Current reality
  • The definition of puppy eyes
  • Sorry, I have plans…
  • Tell me where it itches the most…
  • Animal sculptures made of shattered CDs
  • Would you?
  • Best place to get your hair did
  • Don’t scare me like that again, bro
  • Waterskiing by dogs