• When people pour my cereal…
  • Otters who look like Benedict Cumberbatch
  • An eye for an eye
  • When I’m leaving work and a co-worker tries to talk to me…
  • Alternate beginning to Fresh Prince
  • Zombie detective
  • Missed opportunity
  • Restroom troll
  • Happy parents
  • He did it!
  • My Halloween costume
  • Stop being afraid