• Romance vs. a new pair of shoes…
  • Be prepared…
  • Every goddamn night…
  • Stupidity is strong with these two…
  • I’m a seal…
  • If you only see one person…
  • Tiny PlayStation
  • Not fair, guys
  • A true gem of nature
  • I can’t sleep…
  • How I feel at work everyday
  • I’m a hoers