• What are you doing? You’re not a real boy…
  • Too late for regrets…
  • Holy crap it’s me…
  • The best way to advertise a product…
  • Game over
  • Well, sounds legit…
  • Five more minutes, son
  • It’s tough being a blender
  • You can tell a lot about a woman…
  • How I feel when I find money in my pants’ pockets
  • Meanwhile, in Austin Texas…
  • They were very drunk!