• A bookworm’s Christmas tree…
  • If attacked by a zombie…
  • Italians
  • Stop asking me to do simple things…
  • We Have History…
  • Puberty struck him well
  • Jeff Goldblum playing piano for Zooey Deschanel and Jane Lynch
  • So? It’s not gonna rub itself…
  • What am I called?
  • What the hell are you looking at?
  • What is a person from London called?
  • Loyalty