• How I feel on Mondays…
  • She’s so fat…
  • Modern math problem
  • When suddenly…
  • You know it’s really hot…
  • It solves everything…
  • It all adds up
  • Never bring a knife…to a lobster fight…
  • Missed it by that much
  • Excellent ad placement
  • I used to listen to Dubstep…
  • Close enough?