• Everything I’ve Known Is a Lie…
  • Lawn Order…
  • Received an email late last night addressed to the wrong person…
  • The Man Card…
  • This is the only reason I know where Kentucky is on the map
  • Batman goes shopping…
  • I use sarcasm…
  • Hello, Link!
  • Men are so decent…
  • What is it? I wanna see too!
  • Too late to quit
  • I’ll have the rat haircut