• Why tell us about it?
  • Scumbag Frodo…
  • I like your necklace…
  • People should understand…
  • I had my suspicions…
  • How I felt the first time I sold something on eBay…
  • Works on every elevator
  • Fakescalator
  • Vampires
  • Don’t blame me
  • Reasons I buy Hillshire Farms lunch meat…
  • Just look at it