• One does not simply walk…wait a minute…
  • What do you call a Mexican…
  • Noble Gases
  • Trolling a DEA officer…
  • His parents were upset…
  • When my friends talk about their sex lives…
  • Wait for it…
  • And… Now you want them.
  • Pugnacity
  • Fatherhood encompassed in a status update
  • Kid, do I look like I’m hungry?
  • Google knows what is important