• Just because you’re unique…
  • I don’t need a smartphone…
  • Ugh, women…
  • Did someone say Twinkies?
  • Swiper, no swiping!
  • How I feel whenever I have any snack…
  • Criminal Minds then and now
  • Foundation of any relationship
  • Moonshot
  • I swear to God…
  • Every time I was bored…
  • I figured I’d stand awkwardly on the side.