• If I ever dated Taylor Swift…
  • Fascinating business cards…
  • It’s dangerous…
  • The absolutely greatest disaster movie ever…
  • I need more fingers!
  • I can fix it…
  • No need to be better than others…
  • Me Gusta Lisa
  • Yes, officer…
  • Obama Fried Chicken (OFC) in China
  • Now this is a shower
  • Inception?