• Okay, now you’re freaking me out…
  • Surprise human!
  • My typical Saturday morning
  • You have no idea
  • A baby’s to-do list
  • Just a little basset puppy
  • I don’t insult people…
  • For their safety
  • It’s awkward…
  • Run you fools!
  • Seriously, never come here
  • “Extreme” makeover