• When I’m drunk and want to get my girlfriend in the mood…
  • Run, forest, run…
  • Taylor Swift’s songs
  • Revenge is a dish best served cold
  • Money metaphor
  • Things that cats kind of look like
  • I will destroy you
  • It’s a tiara!
  • Cool story, Jesus…
  • Smartphones…
  • Why Cosmo is retarded
  • Science Museum in Orlando, Florida