• Be prepared…
  • Just three more days…
  • Go home grammar check. You’re drunk.
  • You better feed me…
  • Suspicious dogs are suspicious
  • Lessons from Mom
  • My instinctive reaction
  • Usually how my weekends go…
  • May he rest in pizza
  • Scary slaughter of innocent civilians
  • Brain freeze [fixed]
  • She wanted an A+ hotel, so I gave her…