• Roses are grey…
  • Five minutes to close…
  • That’s so inconsiderate…
  • My evil plans are coming to fruition…
  • Dog receives an important call…
  • Ooh, proteins…
  • I still miss my ex…
  • Oh, jew!
  • It’s so hot…
  • Rebel without a cause
  • The power of make-up
  • Dear math…