• We should all be thankful…
  • Excuse me, pardon me, move it dumbass!
  • Ugh, women…
  • Dog asks for a joke…
  • Dear Vegetarians…
  • They’re immortal…
  • Excitement is never free
  • The future is going to be interesting
  • When I get more than 3 likes on a Facebook comment…
  • The glasses John Lennon wore when he was shot 31 years ago
  • Falling asleep on the bus
  • How to troll your girlfriend and end up sleeping on the couch