• It’s time to stop now…
  • They have no concept of time…
  • Thoughtful Parents
  • Hands-Free
  • Look closely
  • MTV vs. Grammy Awards
  • Why I don’t let my girlfriend play with my Xbox…
  • Hey vegetarians…
  • This bowl doesn’t please me
  • Cleaning a window 400 feet in the air
  • Worse than Voldemort
  • “I’m bored. Wanna go do something?” “Sure.”