• Truth in food advertising…
  • Dear opportunist…
  • Go home clock…
  • Hamster Gondolier…
  • You picked a bad parking spot buddy…
  • Last time I take my car to grandma’s…
  • Gymnastics like a boss…
  • I always suspected this
  • Cow’s breast milk
  • Setting your alarm half an hour earlier…
  • This is my flower. There are many like it, but this one is mine.
  • The sky’s the limit