• Cook Dog…
  • Poor rabbit…
  • How different people piss
  • The only thing that can change her mood…
  • Every time I look at Twitter or Facebook…
  • Best wedding ever
  • Surgeons
  • Friendzone level infinite
  • Every time I flush the toilet at someone else’s house
  • As it turns out…
  • No, no, no, no…
  • B*tch, don’t touch me.