• Every time I watch Lord of the Rings…
  • Every time I visit the tents aisle…
  • Finger Forks…
  • The Secret Menu at Starbucks
  • Baby Malamutes
  • Nature finds a way…
  • Homer’s logic
  • Let me put you right here…
  • Smoke stache
  • Sometimes I wonder…
  • I’m kind of a big deal
  • Day 983 of my captivity…