• Melting Salvador Dali watch…
  • How my cell phone battery works…
  • Moms are the best…
  • Was going to tell a pun…
  • Beerday
  • I think I’m pregnant…
  • English doesn’t borrow…
  • Every year it’s the same thing
  • The main differences
  • Get in my belly
  • Finals suck…
  • Housebomb