• Tell me the truth…
  • I bought my dog 20 tennis balls…
  • Stop looking dude…
  • Who’s the best smelling actor that you’ve worked with?
  • Ah, the good old days…
  • I don’t like the water
  • Stop texting my girlfriend…
  • Come on…
  • Yeah, screw you, Tom Cruise…
  • The kings of first world problems
  • WTF did I just watch?
  • I’m Watering a Shoe, F*ck Off