• Me at work everyday…
  • I have such a bad day…
  • Your move, UPS…
  • Scumbag Orthodontist
  • When I sit down on a warm toilet seat…
  • No, no, no!
  • Contradictory thoughts
  • More bad news for Ohio…
  • When they put too much mayo on my subway…
  • The only 100% accurate pregnancy test
  • That moment when you talk to yourself…
  • Clever age verification