• What’s your excuse now?
  • Stoned dog…
  • Best pregnancy announcement ever…
  • Why did you break up…
  • Just thought of this…
  • Hey Apple…
  • Oops… this wasn’t Google
  • Me Gusta cat
  • Oh no, I totally forgot!
  • We’re out of water…
  • Learn to beatbox in about 30 seconds…
  • If you can read this…