• I may have forgotten something…
  • Persians…
  • When I’m asked about my favorite stuff…
  • Ermagerd ferrwerks!
  • I’ve got your finger, prepare to meet your maker!
  • Don’t go!
  • A sandwich made in China
  • Cornholio!
  • Just two more minutes…
  • No elephants allowed
  • Life is short
  • Story of my late-night snacking life