• When I fight with my girlfriend over text…
  • Hey Phelps…
  • Best of Disneyland’s Splash Mountain
  • My entire goal in life…
  • It will blow their minds
  • No, Nikon, that is an Asian woman
  • Bullet impacting a row of M&M’s
  • Don’t worry, pal.
  • When I watch Inception…
  • Hallelujah, Praise The Lord!
  • Jewish Instrument
  • Dr. House, M.D.