• And I’m sitting here…
  • Seriously, true story…
  • Am I in hell?
  • Scientists invented a metal as light as air…
  • My new charger confuses everyone…
  • You cannot win…
  • Inspiration for the Internet
  • Kermit’s alone time
  • Why we pirate
  • You know how this is going to end
  • Where’s your god now?
  • Don’t be scared of the dog