• If it wasn’t for me…
  • Spoiled and ungrateful people complaining about their Christmas gifts…
  • If a marathon were easy…
  • Tip jar at a local restaurant…
  • Tweet your name with no vowels…
  • Beyonce…
  • First e-mail address
  • I know I’m getting old…
  • A blonde police officer stops a blonde driver
  • When I’m on the phone…
  • All shopping carts should have these
  • 50 Cent concert