• No matter who you are…
  • You really suck at parking…
  • We’ll never forget you…
  • Good Guy Teacher
  • A shot of happiness, please…
  • When I text you…
  • I whip my ears back and forth
  • Excuse me, waiter…
  • Nope, no Iraqis but I do see a squirrel
  • Cardboard Car
  • Victorian artificial arm form the 1800s
  • So THAT’S why my hands bled…