• Excuse me, are you Harry Potter?
  • Men photographed in stereotypical pin-up poses…
  • Things you only see at Walmart…
  • Chemistry Class
  • You’re not ugly
  • Spoilers ruin everything…
  • Every morning…
  • The Conch has spoken…
  • Make up your mind
  • Happens every weekend 10 minutes before the bar closes…
  • How I feel most days
  • Dreamworks: always one step behind