• Every time I turn my printer on…
  • How I got these pants…
  • Hosting a house party…
  • Explaining a man’s decision process
  • iPads
  • Please stop
  • I’m stuck!
  • So, Ke$ha looks exactly like John Travolta
  • Keyboard shoes
  • Escape from reality
  • I just found a way to inflict pain through the Internet
  • I wonder where UPS left my package…