• If they had sponsors…
  • Freaky Friday…
  • Jackie Chan’s English Slip…
  • Too much late night
  • A first world problem if ever there was one…
  • Don’t end a sentence with a preposition.
  • When my friends talk about their sex lives…
  • Must change my voicemail greeting…
  • Paranormal Tupactivity
  • Talking to a wall
  • Hipster Jake Gyllenhaal
  • Sound business plan