• A long time ago…
  • When people ask me about my weekend…
  • Dammit Hufflepuff…
  • Drop the bass!
  • After you step on your cat’s foot…
  • So this person exists…
  • Bohemian Rhapsoda
  • May The Fourth Be With You
  • Back when I was your age…
  • Obesity in America
  • Can’t afford a doctor?
  • Never pass out in a garage