• When you read a good book…
  • Hi-diddly-ho there, neighborino!
  • My phone died…
  • Don’t worry
  • Beauty is in the eye of the Beerholder…
  • I can’t seem to stop washing my hands
  • Clever table design
  • Perfect name for a lawyer
  • I failed my exam…
  • Holy lag
  • That boy is trouble
  • Looks like he skulled too many drinks