• Every time I’m watching the Walking Dead…
  • If phones were vehicles…
  • Honest Mistake
  • Recently upgraded my computer…
  • Two kinds of people in the world…
  • Note confiscated from a 7th grader
  • Copenhagen airport in Denmark is shaped like a paper airplane
  • They see me strollin’
  • When did the big bang take place?
  • We’re coming at each other, bro
  • What are you looking at?
  • Like father…