• He was so close…
  • I could be a vegetarian
  • When my girlfriend is undecided about where she wants to eat…
  • Scumbag Colon
  • Moo! Moo!
  • Out of my way! I’m going in!
  • Fathers’ Day
  • How I feel on Sundays
  • The best part about new electronics
  • Trolled to the max
  • It might be time to move
  • Be who you are