• Very overprotective father
  • And that’s why you’re fat…
  • Excuse me, ma’am…
  • Things I hope to say in my lifetime…
  • How to make the Olympics more exciting…
  • Not sure if getting older…
  • Trollbledore
  • Owning your ex
  • Remember that movie?
  • Electric bath duck
  • Not even close
  • Never, ever, give up